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{"type":"standard","title":"Albert Street, Brisbane","displaytitle":"Albert Street, Brisbane","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4711281","titles":{"canonical":"Albert_Street,_Brisbane","normalized":"Albert Street, Brisbane","display":"Albert Street, Brisbane"},"pageid":12609944,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9e/Albert_Street%2C_Brisbane%2C_Queensland_01.jpg/330px-Albert_Street%2C_Brisbane%2C_Queensland_01.jpg","width":320,"height":427},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9e/Albert_Street%2C_Brisbane%2C_Queensland_01.jpg","width":1536,"height":2048},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1225546271","tid":"581e6d62-1a4c-11ef-af17-684af25f055e","timestamp":"2024-05-25T04:07:47Z","description":"Street in Brisbane, Queensland","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":-27.469107,"lon":153.024632},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Street%2C_Brisbane","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Street%2C_Brisbane?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Street%2C_Brisbane?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Albert_Street%2C_Brisbane"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Street%2C_Brisbane","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Albert_Street%2C_Brisbane","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Street%2C_Brisbane?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Albert_Street%2C_Brisbane"}},"extract":"Albert Street is a street in the Brisbane central business district, Queensland, Australia. It was named after Prince Albert, the Prince Consort of Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom. Albert Street railway station is being built directly beneath the street and is expected to open in 2026. The station precinct includes partial road closures as planned in the 2014 City Centre Master Plan, for the creation of a new public space.","extract_html":"
Albert Street is a street in the Brisbane central business district, Queensland, Australia. It was named after Prince Albert, the Prince Consort of Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom. Albert Street railway station is being built directly beneath the street and is expected to open in 2026. The station precinct includes partial road closures as planned in the 2014 City Centre Master Plan, for the creation of a new public space.
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