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Yosemite Lakes Park is an unincorporated community in Madera County, California. It lies at an elevation of 1,230 feet (370 m). As a census-designated place (CDP) it is known as Yosemite Lakes. It is part of the Madera Metropolitan Statistical Area. The population was 5,022 at the 2020 census.
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Cameron Miakhol Clark is an American professional basketball player playing for the Atléticos de San Germán of the Baloncesto Superior Nacional (BSN).
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