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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
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{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
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Chicago House Athletic Club is an American semi-professional men's soccer club owned by Laurence Girard and led by CEO Peter Wilt. The club is based in Chicago, Illinois. They began play in August 2021 as a professional club, competing in the third-tier National Independent Soccer Association (NISA).\nAfter being expelled from the league in January 2021, the club currently plays in the semi-professional Midwest Premier League.
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Lewis E. Reed is a former American politician from St. Louis, Missouri. His last position was president of its Board of Aldermen which he held for a record duration of 15 years. He was federally indicted on bribery charges in May 2022 and resigned his at large board position in June.
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